[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
211. Finding Something To Do-Hellogoodbye I could see our fingers all intertwined with all your wrinkles perfectly suiting mine, oh, somewhere down the line. Probably we’d run out of things to do, holding onto what’s left of our fleeting youth. But what else can you do? Driving home tonight I didn’t see the lights. I was just watching you sleeping shotgun. I could have crashed the car.